the pattyo

Because I take naps. And naps make your brain better.

I read it here. It must be true.

Have you seen the Nutrisystem ad with someone named “Amy” and Marie Osmond? Man, it’s enough to convince me NOT to try to lose weight. Amy looks anorexic (I read on the site that she’s a size 2 now), and Marie Osmond looks like … well … like a lot of plastic surgery has taken place.

Scary stuff.

I know I could stand to lose some weight, but I also know that bodies change, and I just don’t think were meant to have 22 inch waists when when in our 50s.

Or maybe I’m just lying to myself.

But no one will accuse me of looking like I’ve had plastic surgery, and no one worries that I have anorexia. So there’s that.

New movie ties Taiwan’s messy politics to a Bay Area murder

Summary for story goes here and here’s some morej summary to go with the story

Hmmm. I’m guessing they’ll try and fix that one quickly. But good to know where the summary will be … I might have missed it otherwise!

(I saw it here … but you might not.)

… on the side of a van driving by:

Pets Exterminated … Naturally!

Yep. Really.

(It was really “pests”. Honest.)

Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn’t slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

… you can bet I’ll look more closely now!

I read it here.