… on the news just now the newscaster said that today is a day to watch our speed, because they are going to be ticketing a lot today.
I dunno. Seems like we are always supposed to obey the speed limit.
Am I totally stupid? I wonder. (And no, I’m not asking for anyone to [...]
And they are all older than I. (Of course I could have listed some who are younger … but that doesn’t make me feel as good!)
1948 Kathy Bates (actress) “Every time an Oscar is given out, an agent gets his wings.”
1946 Gilda Radner (comedienne) “I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.”
1930 [...]
I went to the club today. I tried to exercise. I only lasted 15 minutes on the elliptical, and then I did the weights machines that I always do. I was going to shower at the club (with all that I spend for my membership there I figure I’ll use their water and electricity!) but [...]
“The goat, which has been the regiment’s mascot since 2001, was supposed to be leading the march, but would not stay in line,” said Coates. “He was reported for subordination and after consideration, the commanding officer decided he had no option but to demote Billy.”
Um. Okay. So this poor animal gets demoted. But what if [...]
Several people landed here because they were searching on the (non)word pattyo. One landed here searching on pattyo + room. Okay folks, you need to know this: the correct spelling for the word is patio. I’m only being witty … or annoying … or whatever … with my spelling. Okay?
Someone else arrived here while searching [...]
I should have written yesterday to wish my dear Father a Happy Father’s Day. But I didn’t. Call me forgetful. So …
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY ONE DAY LATE, DAD!
Of course we were there, to celebrate yesterday. So at least I was able to celebrate live and in person. :-)
And now for today …
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELINOR!
I’m sorry [...]
… this one is going to BOTH of my sites!
Some spam is so darn bad it’s incredibly good. Really. Take note:
Dear Deborah A Zwilling,
I just involvement to let you know how innovative I am with this product.
I have been mounting receiving smear people emails with leave of absence of tetimonials and requests for this [...]
Just got this note from someone who owes me some money:
I finally got the checks signed today. So sorry for the delay. I’m going to mail your check personally first thing in the morning. Thank you for your patience.
Know what? I was not, nor will I be, patient. So there.
Right now [...]
Have you ever noticed that when someone says, “Thank you for understanding,” they are actually asking you to be understanding. Same with, “Thank you for your patience.” Much of the time I’m really not at all understanding nor am I patient.
Drives me nuts. Really.
I just thought you should know how I feel about that. Thank [...]
I’m tired. I just cleaned the house. I didn’t do as much as I should have, but I certainly did more than I have been doing recently.
You might wonder why … right? Well okay, maybe you won’t. But I’m going to tell you anyway.
See, Jameson has this friend. He has this friend that is [...]