… just in case any readers out there receive this bit of junk:
After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $63.80. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 6-9 days in order to process it.
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My stomach hurts. I suspect it’s because of my reeds. My reeds are rotten. I suspect it’s because I didn’t spend enough time on them. My head hurts. I suspect it’s because I know I have to spend time on reeds tomorrow … um … I mean today.
Sigh.
Some days are like that.
I hate [...]
I was at Coffeetopia this morning, and my computer was plugged into the wall right next to some guy at a table. I didn’t want him to think I was reaching for him or scare him or anything, when I was only going to unplug the computer. So what did I say? “Excuse me. I’m [...]
… and it sounds as if he had a really great time in Hawaii!
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Just happened upon that stupid show Cops, while there was a break in the Giants game and I happen upon a cop speaking to a little boy, saying:
“Do you read books? Have you ever had little kids’ books read to you? Do you remember the story about “Peter & the Wolf”? The guy cries wolf [...]
I just got a phone call. You know the kind; you answer, “Hello?” and there’s a very telling pause. Another “Hello” and the person finally comes on.
So …
She said, “May I speak with Mrs. Mitchell?”
I answered, “No.”
She said, “Is she available?”
I said, “Yes.”
Slight pause and then, “May I speak with her?” [...]
(Kelsey, I hope you know why this is so funny! I’m sure us old folks will catch it quickly. It’s NOT about the cow.)
I read this at the San Jose Unified School District site:
Lincoln High School
Lincoln Art Department News
Creative Cow
A group of Lincoln’s most talented A.P. Artists have been working on painting a life size [...]
Jameson is, I’m guessing close to boarding the plane for LA. From there he goes to Hawaii. Poor boy, eh? Boring, boring Hawaii. I stuck around for a while, and it was a good thing I did; one of the students was going to take his guitar, but it turned out that there wouldn’t be [...]
by George Herbert
Lord, Who createdst man in wealth and store,
Though foolishly he lost the same,
Decaying more and more,
[...]
I was reading an article about an orchestra. But that’s not the interesting part. What I liked was one player’s last name: Whynot.
Isn’t that a cool name? :-)
I was able to yak a bit with Brandon today, as we were figuring out his taxes. The guy is living at poverty level (well, BELOW poverty [...]
