Salt Lake City?! No thanks. And Orange County too … they must have me pegged as very strongly conservative. (Hope you all remember I’m actually a Liberative, or Conserberal, depending upon my mood.) And I’m a “non-intellectual”? Geesh. I know I’m not extremely intelligent, but still ….
Ah well. These online tests never lie.
Right? [...]
I’ve received this one in the past, but I’m finally “sharing” … the first line of this one reads:
Thanks for notifying us with your weight problem concerns.
I might have a weight problem and I might even be concerned but I sure haven’t ever written to anyone about it! ;-)
Sigh.
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Whew! Finally!
This is it, folks. I have received the email of my dreams. I will order immediately. I don’t care the cost, it will be worth it. Just read this:
Dear Visiting,
Do you want the perfect oboe reed? The one that never
dies? The one that is always ready to be played?
Then we have a [...]
I received several emails with this subject header:
See your friend’s mom naked.
Let’s see … how much fun would this be?
Or not.
I really don’t get (”get” as in “understand”) all this spam. How many folks actually go for this stuff? I’ve won the lottery. I have far too many offers of great mortgage rates. [...]
Just got this message: “solemate for you near by”
Um … right.
Let’s see … a fish mate?
Or are they talking about something that will love my feet?
Or perhaps they mean that I’m best on my own?
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I wonder why I always manage to find the seat right underneath the air conditioner when I go into coffee shops and restaurants? And why is the air conditioning on in Santa Cruz anyway?! And why do we “condition” air? ;-)
… and now: “heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s up the hill I go!” … [...]
Okay … on a more positive note here … I woke up this morning and saw my Tylenol PM pills sitting on the counter. This means I forgot to take them. More importantly this means that I slept through the night—and quite peacefully too! Hoorah! I suspect the reason I’m sleeping better is that the [...]
I was listening to the radio on my way to AVAC today and the person talking about traffic told us to be careful if we were in a certain area because there was some sort of police thing going on where they are catching speeders.
I thought “Hmm. I wonder if the police like this [...]
I always manage to like the most expensive table in a catalogue.
What does this say about me anyway? That I have expensive taste? That I have good taste? (I like that better!) That I chose the wrong profession? That I need to play the lottery?
Probably just that I’m materialistic. Sigh.
Jameson has two more [...]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!
I hope this is a great and wonderful year for you!
:-)
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